Alpro

You’re too old to be breastfed

B&Q

Be a property developer

Boots Hearing Aids

Come in for an upgrade

burt’s bees

Superfood in a tube

capri-sun

Anti-aging potions

charmin

You never know what you’ve got ’til it’s gone

Costco

Apocalypse dream house

Dr Martens

Boots as strong as you are

Freddo

Inflation for dummies

Freederm

Makeup for realists

Jack Daniel’s BBQ sauce

Whiskey for lunch

John Deere

Range Rovers for the countryside

Kleenex

Plumber for your face

Londis

Your Londis is your turf

Playstation

Long distance relationships

Ryanair

Travel for masochists

Team Gb

Ordinary families create extraordinary athletes

Travelodge

Cheaper than your rent

The body shop

Get one of your five-a-day before breakfast

yorkshire tea

The only thing the North and South can agree on